Sound Destruction: JESUS SHOOTS...HE SCORES!

Tuesday, January 03, 2006


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just when you thought the religious fervor in this country couldn't get any higher I submit to you the christian throwback jersey and worship jamz.

now jesus can score points while you play basketball football or baseball (even hockey for those of you up in the great white north) or jesus can score some music for you and your children while you drive happily to church in your mini van.

what I love most are the little things in these items.

like for instance if you click discounts on the christian throwback get a better discount if you are a church or a religious organization rather than just your average group sale. would it be wrong to lie and say you were from a religious organization? I mean it is a 3% discount! that could really add up when I am trying to suit up my teams "matthews menacing mob" "marks madmen" "lukes lancers" and "johns jackalopes."

also on the worship jamz sure to check out "sweating in the spirit". now I bet that's a fun work out. 1, and 2, and do it for jesus, and 4 .

also did you ever notice that some of the songs about god and jesus if sang by different artists could be very misleading...even if the same words were used?

for instance...if nine inch nails sang "did you feel the mountains tremble" I think it would be a very different song.

how about the sexy "you are my king (amazing love)" by shakira.

I personally would love to hear a nice rousing version of "trading my sorrows" by korn.


Blogger nedhead said...


I already place my order for "Judas' Squad" jerseys to clothe my new backgammon team.

I'm still working on our theme song.

10:37 AM  
Blogger Tan Lucy Pez said...

*sigh* Reminds me of when Debbie Boone sang, You Light Up My Life, as a religious song. Sad news.

7:38 PM  
Blogger Sar said...

This reminds me of the "Team Aninston" and "Team Jolie" tees. What? I've heard they're responsible for many a religious experience. ;)

7:45 PM  
Blogger tlm said...

I love how the product description says "recorded with a fun groove that makes you get up and dance".

I'd think most kids (even the saintly religious ones) would be embarrassed to own something like that.

10:10 PM  
Blogger GABRIEL C. ZOLMAN said...

Have you seen those statues that the Catholics sell with Jesus playing hockey with the kids? Great stuff, I tell you...


10:51 PM  
Blogger Mike V. said...

when your team loses, does the baby Jesus cry?

2:04 AM  

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