Sound Destruction: CHINESE PROVERBS

Saturday, December 10, 2005


virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

man who run in front of car get tired.

man who run behind car get exhausted.

man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

man with one chopstick go hungry.

man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.

war does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

it take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

crowded elevator smell different to midget.

and my favorite:

man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

anyone else know any good proverbs?

*thanks to araider


Blogger Tan Lucy Pez said...

Man who hesitates is not only lost, he is miles from the next exit.

9:48 AM  
Blogger Sar said...

OMG, these are fantastic! I can't pick a favorite, they're all great. Great post & excellent find Araider! :)

11:20 AM  
Blogger Laura said...

This is the funniest thing I've read all day!

8:31 PM  
Blogger AP3 said...

Those are great!

9:34 PM  
Blogger The ZenFo Pro said...

This is too funny. Love the baseball one :)

7:30 PM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

If the father is a frog, the son will be a frog.

japenese proverb

8:03 PM  
Blogger araider said...

thanks for the cred.
We have the same favorite proverb. go figure!

2:16 PM  

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