Sound Destruction: I PREDICT MORE BUSHISMS

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

I PREDICT MORE BUSHISMS



Today Bush is supposed to be holding his first news conference since May.

Tell me, am I the only one who cringes with anticipation, much like one does when watching a horror flick, of Bush's pursed lips, beady eyes and furrowed brow along with his shiftiness and little heh heh laughs, that follow his inevitable tripping over his own tongue? Really, I find it so difficult to watch Bush speak.

Well, at least we can all find entertainment in his Bushisms.


12 Comments:

Blogger araider said...

we need to strategerize a strategy for the nucular weapons for evil forcing countries

12:09 PM  
Blogger Sar said...

Stragergize! Don't misunderestimate him in the process.

1:51 PM  
Blogger nedhead said...

The environmental is to need conserving. He is seeing the truth in the faith based grass roots!

2:16 PM  
Blogger turboslut said...

How can any one be so dumb?

4:21 PM  
Blogger Omnipotent Poobah said...

You're right, there will be more Bushisms, probably compound Bushisms. They're the only entertainment I can get out of listening the half-wit. If it weren't for hearing them, I'd have to cry.

Wait a minute! I always cry anyway. Damn! There goes my last little bit of enjoyment in life.

4:47 PM  
Blogger dddragon said...

I have to admit to turning off the tv when he comes on. I just can't take it anymore.

Only the jokes.

4:53 PM  
Blogger Sar said...

Nedhead - Nicely done!

TS - The real question is how can someone so dumb get (re-)elected!

There, there, Poobah. Have a tissue. Compound Bushisms - I like that. :)

Dddragon - I share your pain.

I did watch the news conference this afternoon, and I'm still stunned by how defensive and glib he can be when he manages to string a few semi-coherent sentences together. Did you know that when asked to defend his anything-but-conservative record to his waffling conservative supporters (I paraphrase) in the face of our mounting debt in light of Iraq, the hurricanes, etc., he answered that Social Security reform would make the difference!

7:39 PM  
Anonymous JJ said...

You're so right. Those beady little eyes are so creepy... and thet half-retarded smile. He looks like a dimwitted criminal.

9:02 PM  
Blogger Doug said...

I find it embarassing and not much fun. That's the President of the United States. I have no idea why or how.

11:58 PM  
Blogger Sar said...

JJ - And to think people said they voted for him because of his looks. Go figure.

Doug - It is embarassing especially on the global front.

9:28 AM  
Blogger Ev said...

It's all the coke and highballs he used to do in college, TS.

I believe Bush will go down in history as the DUMBEST person to ever hold any political office. And I'm including Ted Kennedy in that list.

I..er..uh..I need..uh. more scotch!

3:21 PM  
Blogger Sar said...

Ev - Another funny impersonation.

3:33 PM  

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