Sound Destruction: WHADAYA MAKE OF THIS?!

Tuesday, September 27, 2005



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11:28 AM  
Blogger Sar said...

There is some really raunchy spam out there! Not to worry all, I've gone and saved your innocent eyes.

11:44 AM  
Blogger Ev said...

Shag is a type of dance, silly.

Also, it's slang for something.

Something with people.

2:27 PM  
Blogger Omnipotent Poobah said...

Uh, OK, here goes...

You will go to a party where you will meet someone whom you want to "shag", but since you've been out of the whole bar scene for way too long, you agree that you may need lessons to brush up on your technique. After the lessons and the actual shagging, you decide that a little time spent at an art auction would be just the right thing to help you unwind.

Am I close?

2:34 PM  
Blogger Maine said...

Isn't the bigger deal here the "pancan party?"

What the shit is a pancan party? Or even a pancan for that matter? How fun can this be?

2:42 PM  
Blogger Mike V. said...

Pan, that boy can party. Seriously.
And when it comes to shagging lessons, he knows it all.

3:02 PM  
Blogger nedhead said...

Do the shag lessons include live demonstrations?

I'm with Maine. Pan can shag?

3:47 PM  
Blogger tlm said...

It takes 6 whole hours to teach someone to shag? Sheesh...

4:11 PM  
Blogger GABRIEL C. ZOLMAN said...

You caught me. I teach the art of the shag.

You know...give a guy a fish and he'll eat tonight; teach him to fish, and he'll eat all week.

Shag a girl and she'll be satisfied tonight; teach her how to shag, and...


4:30 PM  
Blogger Sar said...

Ev - You must mean the people who installed those ugly carpets that were all the rage in the '60s.

Poobah - Interesting you chose to attend the art auction following the shagging in your scenario. I approve.

Maine - I've heard pancan parties can be fun if you're properly fried.

Mike - And you know this how?

Nedhead - Did you just volunteer yourself to a live demonstration with Maine?!

TLM - You made me giggle; that was funny! :)

Gabriel - Teach a girl to shag longer needs the teacher?

5:39 PM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

Maybe it's some kind of secret code for those "swinging" couples. Shag lessons? Pancan party? Sounds pretty kinky to me!

8:38 PM  
Blogger Doug said...

Maine said what I was gonna. Here's what I think: Shag lessons for mixed couples, art auction for same-sex couples, pancan must be for groups.

9:03 PM  
Blogger Pikkel Weezel said...

I think it's all pretty clear. After eating pancakes, you can shag a women while using body paints and holding a sock over her mouth.

11:32 PM  
Blogger Sar said...

Bulldog - Swingers, eh? Kinky indeed!

Doug - A little sumpin sumpin for everyone.

11:52 PM  
Blogger GABRIEL C. ZOLMAN said...

It's cool to see Pikkel Weezel here.

I feel like I've expanded our personal circle...

That's one of my goals, you know--to see all these little cults I'm in begin to intermingle. Wait til you get a load of Roger and Yawn...


5:04 AM  
Blogger Sar said...

Pikkel - you snuck in last night unnoticed, my apologies (oh, that doesn't sound good). Welcome, friend of Gabriel's. I think you may be the only one thus far to acknowledge the "silent" part of the sign.

7:26 AM  
Blogger Sar said...

Gabriel - a convergence of free thinkers; send em on over!

7:28 AM  
Blogger drogidy said...

According to Google Pancan is short for 'pancreatic cancer' - which makes the sign even more disturbing.

Perhaps it's a party for sufferers of pancreatic cancer, who have survived but haven't had sex for so long they need a refresher course.

For quality control photos are taken of the participants.

Afterward the best photos are put up for sale..?

8:35 PM  
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2:58 AM  

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