Sunday, August 28, 2005


This past weekend prooved to be fairly entertaining...
  • Yesterday I saw a bumper sticker that said this:

    The Emperor Penguin Mates At Minus 150 Degrees
    He's A Frigid Midget With A Rigid Digit

  • Today my friend (anyone remember Bulldog?) and I took our families to King's Dominion. All I can say is that place is the people watching captial of Virginia. Case in point, could someone please explain to me why women of substantial gerth (thank you Bill Maher for that lovely phrase) think it's a good idea to squeeze themselves into tube tops and worse go out in public dressed like that? Seriously, does anyone find this visually appealing? I swear it was like a train wreck...simply awful, and you just couldn't for the love of pete figure out why you were looking at it.

  • And just now I saw this inadvertently titillating news headline:

    Virgin Stays On Top At Box Office.


Blogger Mike V. said...

I just want to say that we saw that movie last night.
I haven't laughed this much at the movies in a LONG time.
Not since the Big Lebowski!

11:40 PM  
Blogger Doug said...

Re: the headline. That hasn't been my experience.

8:26 AM  
Blogger Maine said...

Re: Girthy Women in Tube Tops

Because they hate our freedom.

10:16 AM  
Blogger Sar said...

Mike - I'm dying to see it! And if it's even comparable to the Big Lebowski in your book, it's got to be good!

Doug - Things that make you ponder the wonders of the universe more like it? Or are you saying you find my stories uninteresting? Hmmm.

Maine - Could be. But man, it's just not right. And the women wearing them have boobs the size of my children - each!

2:33 PM  
Blogger araider said...

big boobs in small clothing nothing wrong with that. It's just the excess fat surrounding the big boobs that's not attractive

2:49 PM  
Blogger Doug said...

I meant the headline "Virgin stays on top." Thanks for making me spell it out :p

4:32 PM  
Blogger Maine said...

Re: Boobs the Size of The Kinder

I'm gonna need a jar of Nutella, a butter knife, and, like 20 minutes alone with them.

Re: What I Just Said

Alright... that might have been a little weird. There's kids in the room. My bad. I mean, Nutella? Yuck. Besides, more than a handful is just too unwieldy anyway.

4:45 PM  
Blogger GABRIEL C. ZOLMAN said...

Some of these women who come to vacation on the island look like unweildy sausages, emerging cocoon-like from their skins.


8:12 PM  
Blogger Sar said...

Araider - I suppose I'm inclined to agree with you on that.

Doug - Oh, right. Gotcha. And you're welcome!!

Maine - whatever floats your boat or spreads your bread!

8:12 PM  
Blogger Sar said...

Ew, Gabriel, you just brought all those nasty images from yesterday right back!

Btw, sorry I missed your comment earlier, looks like we were commenting simultaneously.

9:24 PM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

Kings Dominion: Is it still called Kings Dominion?

I think I will pass on the "Forty Year Old "I can't imagine I would get much of a laugh out of it.I amazed it is doing so well at the box office.

Chubby people should dress approriately. ewwww

10:19 PM  
Blogger Chris Woods said...

This one's for you, Mike: "Nihilists...say what you want about the tenets of national socialism, Dude, at least its an ethos."

As for 40-Year Old Virgin, its the funniest movie I've seen in a long time. It even beats out Dodgeball and Anchorman, two of my favorite comedies right now (college potty humor, gotta love it). I went and saw it with a bunch of my frat brothers...definitley a good time.

And that bumper sticker seriously rocks.

10:42 PM  
Blogger Sar said...

Aw, c'mon Alice, think of how much humerous material they had to work with. Plus Steve Carrell is mad funny. And you know, I hadn't even thought about the name of the park until you brought it up. King's Dominion - that's just not right!

Chris - THANK YOU!!! No one else commented on the bumper sticker. I was doing some serious lol when I saw it. I even parked so I could write it down & share it with you all.

11:08 PM  
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7:02 PM  

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