Sound Destruction: STUPID HUMAN TRICKS

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

STUPID HUMAN TRICKS



During the eighth inning of Tuesday's match up against The Chicago White Sox, 18 yr old Scott Harper of Armonk, N.Y., plummeted about 40 feet onto the large net behind home plate at Yankee Stadium. Accident? Nope. This genius wanted to see if the net could hold his weight.

More amusing were these comments that followed Chicago's 2-1 victory in that game:

"That was the only exciting thing that happened today,"
- Yankees owner George Steinbrenner

"I've never seen anything like that before. I think that's New York, you know, anything can happen." - White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen

12 Comments:

Blogger araider said...

I just love New Yok. Besides LA/Venice Beach that is freak central city

3:34 PM  
Blogger Sar said...

Airader - You know hubby is a huge Yankee fan so we've been to our share of games there. You haven't experienced heckling until you've passed the prison on the way into the stadium then heard the Yankee fans take their turn on the opposing team.

3:49 PM  
Blogger araider said...

I love the good 'ol Yanks too.
That's one of regrets when I lived in Jersey is that I never went to a Yanks game. Everybody hates me in this town because I like them, it's like a sin here.

3:55 PM  
Blogger Nedhead said...

What a dildo! His family can only hope that he was drunk off his ass.

Intelligent design at work!

4:03 PM  
Blogger Doug said...

Sar, I suspect I could walk pass that prison without hearing a word.

5:44 PM  
Blogger Chris Woods said...

Nedhead, I sure hope his 18 y/o ass wasn't getting drunk at a Yankees game...that could get some folks into some trouble. The least he could is get drunk in private...

But you're right about intelligent design at work. Textbook case, right there.

6:13 PM  
Blogger Sar said...

Araider - you should try being a Yankee fan in Boston!

Doug - and why is that?

Nedhead - He's the black ship of his intelligently designed family. Hopefully no one will clone him.

CW - No chance he was drunk off his ass at Yankee stadium unless he could afford the (what is up to now $12?) beers.

10:36 PM  
Blogger Doug said...

iPod?

1:07 AM  
Blogger Sar said...

Doug, I'm afraid one cannot afford the luxury of iPods when strolling next to the prison in Brooklyn as all 5 senses must be on high alert!

10:26 AM  
Blogger Doug said...

Maybe if you loaned me the shoes.

7:20 PM  
Blogger Sar said...

I didn't know dogs could stroll in stillettos.

7:29 PM  
Blogger Doug said...

:)

1:54 AM  

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