Sound Destruction: SOMEDAY

Monday, August 15, 2005


Ah ha, I think I've just figured out what Mariah had in mind back when she was recording "Someday".

(image courtesy of Awful Plastic Surgery)


Blogger araider said...

I'm certainly not a fan of Mariah, even if she did cover "Bringin on the Heartbreak" by Def Leppard but she's smokin'

10:13 PM  
Blogger Sar said...

She covered Def Leppard? That's sinful! Add it to the list of reasons I can't stand this orange faced, fake boobed, Playmate wannabe.

I can see how there are those who may find large tatas visually appealing, but what about tangibly? Really, is a whole lot of squishy fakeness really that desirable?

10:40 PM  
Blogger araider said...

Not at all tangible Sar,
She took a great song and turned it into shit but as a man, she looks damn good. what else does she sing?

10:48 PM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

I never really liked her. Her boobs don't look all that different to me just slightly more out there. I did a survey at school last year and among males friends and dorm dwellers , the non gay ones, they voted for real boobs because they would rather have them movable and of all different shapes. Seems guys like variety and it seems a few of the guys from STERN...the business school (figures), and I am not kidding on this were the ones who liked the fake boob trophy wife look.
OT My roommate freshman year had had a boob job and she was insistent people feel her boobs and look at them constantly.

I'm not gonna post my boob picture now.;)

11:02 PM  
Blogger strider said...

mariah is hot. i don't think she looks bad at all.

i hate her music though.

plus she is a wacko.

11:11 PM  
Blogger araider said...

she actually makes music?
Alice, I wish I was in your dorm!
Oh come on, I'll give you beads Alice!

11:17 PM  
Blogger Chris Woods said...

From the tabloid gossip that I've heard (and trust me, I try to stay away from it as much as I can) the reason Mariah was so not-out there or reserved back then was because she was controlled by her manager/producer/husband that basically would not let her flaunt herself at all. when she got divorced, that all changed. That's what I know, at least.

11:56 PM  
Blogger Doug said...

Just so everyone will know how deep I am, I've been having the fake v natural debate ever since college with my Junior year roommate. It continues up to last weekend. Last time he visited he offered this classic opinion "I like fake boobs but if I die without having touched one I'll live." About all that needs saying on that one, in my opinion.

Never liked Mariah, but I did think she was pretty when she still looked like a woman.

12:12 AM  
Blogger araider said...

"I like fake boobs and I can not lie" all other brothers can't denie

12:20 AM  
Blogger Mike V. said...

guys love insane chicks with big boobies.

12:33 AM  
Blogger Nedhead said...

eye candy. that's what she is. don't really care about her mental health. (although I do not wish her ill)

9:17 AM  
Blogger Doug said...

Suonds like someone got sensitivity implants. Wasn't Sir Ruskalot, though.

9:22 AM  
Blogger Sar said...

Alice - she's spilling out so much that there's no coverage left to hide a push up bra. She needs to just pose nude and get it out of her system already. Then she should go away. Forever.

Araider - easy there tiger, begging doesn't become you. ;) And to finish your lyric, if I may, your "annaconda don't want none unless it's cilicone, hon!"

CW - yeah, yeah, old news. Rich hubby who gave her a career suppressed her inner whore, so now she's a butterfly who has to spread her whorish wings and fly. She still needs to fly away. Forever.

Doug - that's right, she did look like a woman at one point. Thanks for the reminder.

Mike V - and from what I read in the last post's comments, apparently guys love Strider too.

Yeah, Nedhead, I'm surprised. What's with your reserved comment? Weren't you the one just calling for Charlize Theron in a thong? ;)

Oh, and Strider, I hate her music too!

12:08 PM  
Blogger Gun-Toting Liberal said...

"Really, is a whole lot of squishy fakeness really that desirable?"

Ummm, NO; at least not to ME. I'll take small and real over big and fake any day of the week. As for her looks, she's pretty; as for her music, it's alright (nothing to write home about though).

12:18 PM  
Blogger Sar said...

GTL - Welcome!

I'll take small and real over big and fake any day of the week -- Let's give this a political twist in your honor...I'd take ugly and intelligent over decent looking (verp, that's as far as I can go, sorry) and incoherent for a president.

1:06 PM  
Blogger Maine said...

I couldn't possibly be any more against fake boobs. First of all, the major allure of the covered boob is that you have no idea how they look until they're out. They're all different. Fakies all pretty much look the same. If a lady has fakies, there's no real reason to see them because, really, you already have.

But then again, some folks just like big robo-hooters because they're big. They also like shiny objects and H2's.

3:32 PM  
Blogger Sar said...

Maine - I like your logic and your humor!

5:06 PM  

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