Sound Destruction: Pope Joe Buck?

Friday, August 12, 2005

Pope Joe Buck?



This morning on the radio I heard gossip goddess, Melissa Chase, report this:

(According to her Hollywood contacts) Jon Voight is playing the title role in the CBS miniseries "John Paul II." Angelina Jolie's dad will play the pope from his election into the papacy to his death earlier this year, with Cary Elwes playing the younger Karol Wojtyla.

Hmm...further proof that made for tv movies are documentaries for dummies?

And you know what this means, don't you?

Bratt Pitt is now schagging the Pope's daughter!

18 Comments:

Blogger Nedhead said...

Cary Elwes should have won an Oscar for The Princess Bride. He is my 2nd favorite actor, just behind Christopher Lambert.

10:54 AM  
Blogger Chris Woods said...

I guess I can see the similarities between the Pope in the 80s and how Voight looks now...but isn't his head a bit too big?

10:58 AM  
Blogger araider said...

I loved Jon Voight in Anaconda.
Cary Elwes is great. Robin Hood: Men In Tights was a masterpiece.

11:35 AM  
Blogger Doug said...

The last line is priceless.

12:36 PM  
Blogger Mike V. said...

And to think that George Costanza used to have Jon Voight's LaBaron convertable!
Think what that would be worth now.
:)

2:07 PM  
Blogger Sar said...

Nedhead - Roger Ebert has no idea the competition he faces from you!

CW - No bigger than his daughter's lips.

Araider - What's that? You like seeing men in tights? I thought you were into geriatric women.

Doug - Men in Tights was a masterpiece??

Mike - I'm embarrassed to say that Strider is much better versed in Seinfield episodes than I am.

2:37 PM  
Blogger araider said...

Sar, at this point in my life I'll take what I can get. If only Mel Brooks himself wore tights in that movie. Now that would have been priceless.

2:43 PM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

I don’t really care who plays the pope, I never liked the pope and didn't agree with him at all. I find it dichotomous
that a church the church and this poor dead pope being synonymous here ,( that pope in particular) and the church being synonymous here, a church that has allowed no latitude in its teachings on masturbation, premarital sex, birth control, allows the cardinal that propagated the (Huge) cover up of despicable crimes to now be living in with a sinecure at the Vatican.
I don’t give a crap who plays him; Preferably Shrek, but if not Shrek I guess some loser actor is fine. Voigt actually is a decent actor he just gives me the creeps.

2:50 PM  
Blogger Sar said...

Araider - I'm a huge fan of Mel Brooks' films. History of The World; "Knight jump queen - everyone jump queen!"

Alice - congratulations, you're the first to bring up the Pope in a political context. I'm surprised it took 8 comments (jeez, you'd think it's Friday or something!).

All - the floor acknowledges the lady from New York, er, blonde from Wonderland, and opens the discussion to include her topic as well.

5:08 PM  
Blogger strider said...

the proper quote is:

"pawn jump queen! knight jump queen! bishop jump queen! GANGBANG!"

as for seinfeld...doesn't george wander around with a pencil (complete with teeth impressions) from the glove box that he thinks was jon voights?

that was a funny episode.

seinfeld ruled!

"pawn jump queen! knight jump queen! bishop jump queen! GANGBANG!"

as for seinfeld...doesnt george wander around with a pencil (complete with teeth impressons) from the glove box that he thinks was jon voights?

that was a funny episode.

seinfeld ruled!

9:52 PM  
Blogger Sar said...

Yay, Strider, you're back!

Yay, Strider, you're back!

;)

Other History of The World quotes I like:

- Treasure Bath!

- Nothing for sale, I've got nothing for sale.

- I give you these 12...10 commandments

- No, no, no, no, YES, no...


I could go on and on!

10:39 PM  
Blogger ruskie said...

"the king looks just like the piss boy"

10:51 PM  
Blogger GABRIEL C. ZOLMAN said...

Joe Pesci should be Pope.

http://henancius.martin-scorsese.net/pesci/sings.html


)+(

3:26 AM  
Blogger Sar said...

Ruskie -

And you look like a bucket of shit!

Would you please step on the same foot at the same time, my tits are falling off!

Virgins put on your no entry signs


Want more?

Gabe - now that would be hillarious! "Yo, whadda tawkin about ya fuckin whoah?"

9:22 AM  
Blogger Chris Woods said...

For all you Christopher Walken fans out there, click here.

When asked what would he uniquely bring to the White House, Walken replied, "More cowbell."

8:27 PM  
Blogger Mike V. said...

Hey, not a bad idea, Chris.
From the King Of New York to the Prez! :)

8:58 PM  
Blogger David Schantz said...

I don't watch much TV, the last miniseries I did watch was "Roots", so I don't know who a lot of these people are other than Brooks, Voight and Walken. I did check the link, I think I'll check his site later, thanks Chris. I wanted to let you know I have posted my Question Of The Week. I hope you will stop by to answer it.

God Bless America, God Save The Republic.

12:55 PM  
Blogger Sar said...

CW - awesome link! Christopher Walken is freakishly cool. He'd scare the piss out of the terrorists simply because he's more psycho than them. ;)

That's okay, David, I probably single-handedly watch enough tv for the both of us!

1:55 PM  

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