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Sunday, August 14, 2005

MOVIE NEWS

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CSA: confederate states of america
the movie that dares to ask...what if the south had won the war. you gotta see this! now this will piss off the south!


the da vinci code
so the new york times reported that christian groups have asked them to change aspects of the movie.


Studio officials have consulted with Catholic and other Christian specialists on how they might alter the plot of the novel to avoid offending the devout. In doing so, the studio has been asked to consider such measures as making the central premise - that Jesus had a child with Mary Magdalene - more ambiguous, and removing the name of Opus Dei.
I for one will be very grumpy if they give in. once again the religious right is trying to dictate what I should be able to see. why can't they get it through their head...IT'S FICTION!

harry potter and the goblet of fire
the fourth movie will be PG-13. hopefully by the time we get to 'the half blood prince' we will get a NC-17 violence, sex and nudity fest!

war of the roses
michael douglass wants to remake war of the roses with his wife catherine zeta-jones. first of all...why would you want to make a movie about divorce with your wife....second...michael douglass doesnt deserve catherine zeta-jones...third...why would you remake one of your own movies...fourth...michael douglass doesnt deserve catherine zeta-jones.

rambo 4
the first casting rumor: burt reynolds is rambo's dad.
lets do the math...
burt reynolds date of birth: 11 february 1936
sylvester stallone date of birth: 6 July 1946
so burt knocked up some gal at age 10! way to go burt!

aeon flux
new trailer.
I can't wait.

grizzly man
the reviews are coming in and they are fantastic. 94% on rottentomatos.

march of the penguins
...but not to be outdone by bears, the penguins are kicking some tail at the box office and the reviews are just as good. 94% on rotten tomatoes.

voltron
it was crapy in the 80's...what makes them think it wont be crap now?

night watch
I am still waiting for this one...just watch this. it kicks ass. plus they dropped the bravery in over the trailer for some listening pleasure.

spiderman 3
spoiler alert...
so it seems that thomas hayden church is rumored to be playing chamilian in spiderman 3. so here is the kicker...topher grace is also playing chamilian. which I am sure judging by the name chamilian you can figure out how 2 actors play the same person.

22 Comments:

Blogger araider said...

CSA- that looks funny. I'm sure as hell glad the confederates did not win.

DA Vinci Code-To all those damn religious freaks "DON'T WATCH THE FUCKING MOVIE"

Harry Potter- enough already!

War of the Roses-bad idea

Rambo 4- can't wait to see it. When's Rocky VI coming out?

Aeon Flux-looks great. I think Charlize should wear a G-string just like in the cartoon

8:20 PM  
Blogger Mike V. said...

wow, too much to comment on.

anyone that took the DaVinci Code serious needs to have their head examined.
it's a beach read pulp fiction novel with a fast moving story and 6th grade level writing.
did I enjoy it? yes, it was a fun read. but that's it!
and I agree, if the studio gives in to the religious freaks, then they are major pussies.

CZJ is too hot for Michael Douglas.
not sure about her being too good for him.

have you seen the fan fiction gay porn on the internet with Harry Potter? freakin funny.

night watch looks AWESOME!
looking forward to that.

hope you had a great weekend.

Mike

9:51 PM  
Blogger Nedhead said...

Araider, I must concur, Charlize should wear outfits much closer to he original anime.

9:42 AM  
Blogger Chris Woods said...

I only had time to watch the Confederate States of America trailer, and...wow.....just, wow. It'll be interesting to see the reaction of certain groups after this movie.

12:26 PM  
Blogger Doug said...

I can see why Michael Douglass wants do-overs.

1:27 PM  
Blogger Sar said...

Catherine Zeta Jones is amazingly beautiful. WTF is she doing with Michael Douglas and his latest permanently surprised face?

Nevermind the math, Sylvester Stallone LOOKS as old as Burt Reynolds. They should just call it Rambo 4 - Cocoon.

I'll bet the same religious freaks who are pushing to alter the Da Vinci Code's storyline to make them feel all warm and cozy are the same group pushing to have Cookie Monster eat carrots instead of cookies. I say to them, you don't like it? Well, too bad. Go find something you do like and leave the rest of us to enjoy things in the original format as they were intended to be.

1:51 PM  
Blogger Doug said...

Rambo IV-Cocoon! Ha ha ha ha ha

This time, he's packin' Heet!

2:13 PM  
Blogger araider said...

Rambo in a wheelchair will still kick everybody's ass

8:05 PM  
Blogger araider said...

when is "I'm gonna git you sucka"
part 2 going to come out?

8:32 PM  
Blogger GABRIEL C. ZOLMAN said...

"the movie that dares to ask...what if the south had won the war..."

If you ever want to see that, go to Louisiana. They still don't know they lost...

9:57 PM  
Blogger araider said...

You're right Gabe,
LA still thinks they will win the civil war. Besides New Orleans. If you have the beads, they have the tits

10:01 PM  
Blogger araider said...

Caddyshack 3?

11:20 PM  
Blogger strider said...

know what we need...

SPIES LIKE US 2!!!

what do you think raider?

11:35 PM  
Blogger araider said...

Srider,
I Love it, I love it, I love it.
Three Amigos 2?

11:39 PM  
Blogger araider said...

Strider,
I love you!

11:41 PM  
Blogger strider said...

now that would kick ass.

i wish we could have a planes, trains & automobiles 2 but John Candy had to go and die. what a jerk.

wait...there's another one...the jerk!

what a great movie...

11:50 PM  
Blogger strider said...

thats cool...um...i like you too.

(this the friendship test right raider?)

11:52 PM  
Blogger araider said...

no test, i just love you!
Just take it!

The jerk II! awesome!, Besides his thermos and family!

12:01 AM  
Blogger Mike V. said...

strider, I have your photo hanging in my cube at work.
sometimes I keep the middle finger covered up, though..

1:40 AM  
Blogger Maine said...

That CSA movie looks a bit redundant, like it's a one note movie. I hope they focus on some of the other things that'd be different post-Civil War aside from slavery. Like, there'd be a near complete lack of major cities for one.

7:14 AM  
Blogger GABRIEL C. ZOLMAN said...

Obscure fact: they actually already shot a Caddyshack 3, as well as an Airplane 3. Both were too awful to see release. Like Corman's Fantastic Four movie, they were tax write-offs and rights-extension maneuvers only.

)+(

6:53 PM  
Blogger strider said...

right on mike v. johnny kicks ass!

he is punk rock.

btw...social d kicks ass too.

8:07 PM  

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