Sound Destruction: I WOULD HAVE BEEN RICH!

Monday, August 01, 2005

I WOULD HAVE BEEN RICH!

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this pisses me off...
Under a new plan, a student who misses not a single day per quarter will receive $25 in an account - redeemable upon graduation. In doing so, the school joins a number of districts throughout the country turning to incentives to boost test scores, GPAs, and student turnout.



so here is what bothers me...

I was super-nerd in high school and actually got a plaque my senior year for showing up every single day of my high school career and never saw one penny.

SO WHERE IS MY CASH?!!!???!!

(by the way...receiving that award in front of the whole school was just about the most embarrassing thing that could happen to a long-haired-skater-metal-head in 1992.)

btw did anyone else tag all their notebooks with anthrax, metallica, rush and ozzy logos in high school? I loved sitting in science class trying to replicate the intricacies of the led zeppelin logo.

ZOSO

13 Comments:

Blogger araider said...

first of all, why aren't you sleeping yet nerdboy.
I almost with you on the not missing days in school. I only missed the ones that fell on Jewish holidays.
To this day I still have some notebooks and folders with band names on them but mine also contained Depeche Mode and The Cure. I wrote then on my hands too to distract the teachers from the test answers I wrote in between Metallica

11:30 PM  
Blogger araider said...

And...I would like to say i had long hair but it was a mix between an afro-mullet and Robert Smith in the front. that's the only way my hair grew up and frizzy, not even the best relaxers helped. Now, I'm almost fucking bald on top and still afro-frizzy on the side almost like Krusty the Clown. In other words, I have horns

11:35 PM  
Blogger strider said...

yeah...i also had u2, the cure, inxs, midnight oil, janes addiction, the cult, steve vai, james, ministry, NIN...i am gonna stop cus i could go all night.

we should have started a band...you could have been like that guy in clerks...you could be like olaf and sing berserker!

"my love for you is like a truck, berserker
would you like some making fuck, berserker
my love for you is like a rock, berserker"

(watch it here>>>
http://www.viewaskew.com/clerks/qt.html

11:53 PM  
Blogger araider said...

Man, midnight Oil the way Peter Garrett danced was just freaky.

Right on the money with Olaf, thats how I would sound.
Dude, I just spit out my drink watching that clip. Thanks

12:03 AM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

I didn't do any of that but I would have gotten some moula though.
Hey I didn't know this was a two person blog.

12:32 AM  
Blogger GABRIEL C. ZOLMAN said...

Mine had all sorts of thrash and death metal logos. My musical tastes ranged from goth to brutal death metal back then. I definately prefered the heavy stuff in '92.

Let me think here...1992...aside from the weird religious bands I always was into at the time (Deliverance, Tourniquet, Vengeance, etc.), my favorites were Anthrax, Testament, Overkill, Celtic Frost, Bolt-Thrower, Obituary, Sepultura. Exodus, Suicidal Tendencies, Pantera, Sacred Reich, GWAR, etc.

Basically, anything that wasn't grunge. If the popular kids liked it, that was my cue to avoid it like herpes.

)+(

2:55 AM  
Blogger strider said...

lol...yeah...i was one of the trendy people listening to the "grunge" stuff by 92' but i did also still listen to testament, ozzy, rush and a whole bunch of other stuff.

ask anyone who knows me and i am not just a trendy music fan.

tell em nedhead...

7:33 AM  
Blogger Nedhead said...

Strider is lying. He has a tatoo of Michael Bolton's face on his ass.

Bunch of metal heads here. For me REM, Information Society, Jesus and Mary Chain. A lot of mainstream stuff.

I did not have perfect attendance. School sucked balls and I weasled out whenever I could get up the nerve and forge my dad's signature on the sick note. Got busted once, last month of senior year in high school. But I was on honor roll!

9:05 AM  
Blogger Sar said...

Alice - yep, Strider (my brother) actually gets the credit for creating this blog. I'm like Julie the cruise director around here, the "hostess with the mostess", though I have my Issac the bartender moments and serve up a few good ones myself. Wow, what's with me and the Love Boat analogies?

As for 1992, that was the year before I got engaged and 2 years before I got married. If memory serves, I was morning the loss of hair bands then.

11:56 AM  
Blogger Doug said...

I was never cool. Glad that's off my chest. Hope you guys don't think of me differently now.

12:07 PM  
Blogger tlm said...

Oooh! A whole $25 for not skipping any school days!

Ah, no thanks.. Taking a few days off every now and then was worth way more than $25 to me.

12:34 PM  
Blogger Nedhead said...

sar is the hostess with the mostess, no doubt.

1:13 PM  
Blogger Sar said...

Doug - Didn't you know -- intellect usurps high school coolness any day.

TLM - Perfect attendance is admirable, but it doesn't stop my family's annual spring vacation to Aruba. Life happens.

Nedhead - *blushing* Aw, thanks Nedhead. :)

2:05 PM  

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