TURD BLOSSOM!
CENSORSHIP SUCKS
please add your own curse words in the comment section to show our dissatisfaction for censorship.
I will start it...
shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits.
(thank you george carlin)
as george says..."Bad words. That's what they told us they were, remember? 'That's a bad word.' 'Awwww.' There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad Intentions."
please add your own curse words in the comment section to show our dissatisfaction for censorship.
I will start it...
shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits.
(thank you george carlin)
as george says..."Bad words. That's what they told us they were, remember? 'That's a bad word.' 'Awwww.' There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad Intentions."
posted by M. Martin at 1:17 AM
25 Comments:
Go Strider!
Thank you for commenting on my guest post at Bitterbierce.blogspot.com. Sorry, but I don't know any curse words. Using curse words doesn't fit in with my Bootist philosophy.
Go here: http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/armenian.htm
Great stuff.
I like the more eccentric ones:
Cumdumpster; twatblotter; stumphumper; nipplewhore; pigfucker; asshammer. Would "whoremangler" be censored? This is fun.
I also like to use naughty words in the context of pet names for my girlfriend: "Cuntmuffin" and "Honeysnatch" are two of my favs...
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[PIGEONED]!
At least that's what I use with my pigeon personae.
However, I do have a soft spot for ass clown and tool.
Just a few observations here, if I may...
CW, our future President, didn't curse here but did in the previous post. Interesting...
ELBOT RULES!!
This post was practically tailor made for Gabe!
Mad Pigeon, much like Gabriel C. Zolman, is a psuedo name that can be interpreted as a curse itself.
Nedhead remains cerebral even when it comes to cursing.
(I wonder how long it will take Blog Explosion to flag our site with "Profanity". Open the floodgates!)
Slophole. Taintpainter. Flapslapper.
Pubic Knucklesleeve. Rubber Colon.
Bunghole Harlot. Shaft-Magnet.
Slotcop. Christbait. Kid Spigot.
Viscera-fucking GOP Clownraper.
Boy, I could go all day on this one.
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Gabe - dare I say it...you're on fire!
I've always been partial to "asshat" and "fucktard" myself.
dogfucker and shiteyes.
Zounds! Perfidy! By Golly! By Gee! By Gosh! By Gum!Hotter'n a twin-peckered billy goat! Jiminy Christmas, I feel better.
nedhead
call my cell tomorrow at lunch time.
i will have it on me.
I cussed there before I didn't cuss here.
Sound vaguely familiar?
Ya'll forgot be-yotch, lol.
Anyway, a few more to add to the list: cumguzzler, buttmuncher, chodemuncher, testetickler, and shitmonger.
Personally, dipshit is my favorite.
Allow me to quote from that great cinematic epic "Deuce Bigelow" (specifically his client with Tourette's):
Pissface
Ballhair
Scrotumlicker
Fart! Dildo! Big, Big, Big Titties!
SHIT! SHIT WHORES!
And of course, there were other memorable moments in "Deuce":
That's a huge bitch!!!
Do the letters T. and J. mean anything to you? I don't know "Turkey Jizz"?
God damn white boy.
:)
I believe it was "Don't make me he-bitch man-slap you!"
(IMDB :)
And there's always "Deuce, you the best he-bitch in my man stable, if I had two more manginas like you, I'd be a millionaire."
Rob - it's official, you're one of us! Welcome and condolences. ;)
You guys are amateurs. If you're squeamish, look away, or you're gonna see some really raunchy gross swear words. Ready?
George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Paul Wolfowitz, Tom DeLay, Bill Frist...
Had enough?
Thanks! Is the first beer on the house?
Oh, I almost forgot:
(again, from "Deuce Bigelow"):
Pissface!! Pissface!!
Had enough?
Yes, Tom, I've had enough of those raunchy, gross, not to mention filthy and dispicable politicians, er, swear words!
Rob - Sure. We serve up quite the selection here, but for the record, never Kool Aide.
Well, if we want to get into "loaded" political names...
You know the country is going straight down the shitter when it's run by guys named "Dick", "Bush", and "Colin" ("colon").
I'm aware of that...the joke was, of course, funnier in the first term.
As was the "No CARB" diet:
No Cheney, Ashcroft, Rumsfeld, Bush (and definately no Rice).
Oh, in a nod to staying on topic here:
WHORES!!! Felching scrotum lickers!!
I suppose the "No CARB" one could use a second term update:
No
Cheney
Abu (Alberto Gonzales)
Rumsfeld
Bush
and still NO RICE.
Rob - See, I told you - you're one of us! The CARB joke never tires, though I like your update too. And it's a dead heat between you & Gabe for whose having more fun with this post!
Araider - bwaaaa! Nana na na na! ;)
Araider - boo hoo. And I sure love love it when you say "I have to admit...". ;)
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