Sound Destruction: TURD BLOSSOM!

Thursday, July 28, 2005



please add your own curse words in the comment section to show our dissatisfaction for censorship.

I will start it...

shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits.
(thank you george carlin)

as george says..."Bad words. That's what they told us they were, remember? 'That's a bad word.' 'Awwww.' There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad Intentions."


Blogger Chris Woods said...

Go Strider!

1:33 AM  
Blogger Elbot said...

Thank you for commenting on my guest post at Sorry, but I don't know any curse words. Using curse words doesn't fit in with my Bootist philosophy.

3:55 AM  
Blogger GABRIEL C. ZOLMAN said...

Go here:

Great stuff.

I like the more eccentric ones:

Cumdumpster; twatblotter; stumphumper; nipplewhore; pigfucker; asshammer. Would "whoremangler" be censored? This is fun.

I also like to use naughty words in the context of pet names for my girlfriend: "Cuntmuffin" and "Honeysnatch" are two of my favs...


8:04 AM  
Anonymous The Mad Pigeon said...


At least that's what I use with my pigeon personae.

However, I do have a soft spot for ass clown and tool.

9:03 AM  
Blogger Nedhead said...

Compound cursewords are the most entertaining of all curse words, I believe. Particulary when combining with the basics, such as shit, fuck and ass. zolman gave some excellent examples, and I am partial to pigeons ass-clown. By combining an plain, monosyllabic word such as "jar" with a more offensive word such as "jism", you can develop a nice descriptive word such as "jis-jar" to describe your local town prostitute. You could even combine non-cursewords to create a curse, for example, "butt" is an alternate term for your derrier, and "monkey" is an animal similar to our species. Put them together and you have created "buttmonkey", an insult in any circle. Use the flexibility of the English language and create. All words were new once.

9:14 AM  
Blogger Sar said...

Just a few observations here, if I may...

CW, our future President, didn't curse here but did in the previous post. Interesting...


This post was practically tailor made for Gabe!

Mad Pigeon, much like Gabriel C. Zolman, is a psuedo name that can be interpreted as a curse itself.

Nedhead remains cerebral even when it comes to cursing.

10:57 AM  
Blogger Sar said...

(I wonder how long it will take Blog Explosion to flag our site with "Profanity". Open the floodgates!)

10:57 AM  
Blogger GABRIEL C. ZOLMAN said...

Slophole. Taintpainter. Flapslapper.

Pubic Knucklesleeve. Rubber Colon.

Bunghole Harlot. Shaft-Magnet.

Slotcop. Christbait. Kid Spigot.

Viscera-fucking GOP Clownraper.

Boy, I could go all day on this one.


12:11 PM  
Blogger Sar said...

Gabe - dare I say're on fire!

2:52 PM  
Blogger Nedhead said...

Strider, nothin' to do with nothin': give me ring.

4:07 PM  
Blogger araider said...

Looks like all the good "bad" words are already taken.
here are a few others in Russian-
blat(whore), sooka(bitch), huiy(dick), yob tvayu mat(fuck your mother), pidaraz(asshole) and in yiddish-shmuck

4:11 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

I've always been partial to "asshat" and "fucktard" myself.

4:15 PM  
Blogger araider said...

sasi moy huiy(suck my dick)

4:27 PM  
Blogger Kid Bastard said...

dogfucker and shiteyes.

4:55 PM  
Blogger Doug said...

Zounds! Perfidy! By Golly! By Gee! By Gosh! By Gum!Hotter'n a twin-peckered billy goat! Jiminy Christmas, I feel better.

6:20 PM  
Blogger strider said...


call my cell tomorrow at lunch time.

i will have it on me.

11:10 PM  
Blogger Chris Woods said...

I cussed there before I didn't cuss here.

Sound vaguely familiar?

Ya'll forgot be-yotch, lol.

Anyway, a few more to add to the list: cumguzzler, buttmuncher, chodemuncher, testetickler, and shitmonger.

Personally, dipshit is my favorite.

1:21 AM  
Blogger Rob said...

Allow me to quote from that great cinematic epic "Deuce Bigelow" (specifically his client with Tourette's):

Fart! Dildo! Big, Big, Big Titties!

And of course, there were other memorable moments in "Deuce":

That's a huge bitch!!!
Do the letters T. and J. mean anything to you? I don't know "Turkey Jizz"?
God damn white boy.


1:43 AM  
Blogger Nedhead said...

Duece Bigelow was cinematic genius. At least the script. "Don't make me man-whore bitch slap you!" (or somethin like that)

8:53 AM  
Blogger Rob said...

I believe it was "Don't make me he-bitch man-slap you!"

(IMDB :)

And there's always "Deuce, you the best he-bitch in my man stable, if I had two more manginas like you, I'd be a millionaire."

12:07 AM  
Blogger Sar said...

Rob - it's official, you're one of us! Welcome and condolences. ;)

9:17 AM  
Anonymous Tom Harper said...

You guys are amateurs. If you're squeamish, look away, or you're gonna see some really raunchy gross swear words. Ready?

George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Paul Wolfowitz, Tom DeLay, Bill Frist...

Had enough?

4:55 AM  
Blogger Rob said...

Thanks! Is the first beer on the house?

Oh, I almost forgot:

(again, from "Deuce Bigelow"):

Pissface!! Pissface!!

5:11 AM  
Blogger Sar said...

Had enough?
Yes, Tom, I've had enough of those raunchy, gross, not to mention filthy and dispicable politicians, er, swear words!

Rob - Sure. We serve up quite the selection here, but for the record, never Kool Aide.

2:55 PM  
Blogger araider said...

you guys forgot DICK Durbin and Ed "fat piece of shit drunken bastard" Kennedy

3:55 PM  
Blogger Rob said...

Well, if we want to get into "loaded" political names...

You know the country is going straight down the shitter when it's run by guys named "Dick", "Bush", and "Colin" ("colon").

4:34 PM  
Blogger araider said...

just Dick and Bush, and from previuos post, Turd Blossom. no more colon.

4:38 PM  
Blogger Rob said...

I'm aware of that...the joke was, of course, funnier in the first term.

As was the "No CARB" diet:

No Cheney, Ashcroft, Rumsfeld, Bush (and definately no Rice).

Oh, in a nod to staying on topic here:

WHORES!!! Felching scrotum lickers!!

6:01 PM  
Blogger Rob said...

I suppose the "No CARB" one could use a second term update:


Abu (Alberto Gonzales)

and still NO RICE.

6:07 PM  
Blogger Sar said...

Rob - See, I told you - you're one of us! The CARB joke never tires, though I like your update too. And it's a dead heat between you & Gabe for whose having more fun with this post!

Araider - bwaaaa! Nana na na na! ;)

10:03 PM  
Blogger araider said...

Sar, you forgot boo hoo.
never heard of the CARB thing. I have to admit it's very cute.

10:11 PM  
Blogger Sar said...

Araider - boo hoo. And I sure love love it when you say "I have to admit...". ;)

1:42 PM  
Blogger araider said...

just being honest Sar. i like a good joke when I hear one, no matter who it's directed at. i'm an equal oppurtunity joke lover

3:02 PM  
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