Sound Destruction: PUCKER UP SONNY!

Monday, July 11, 2005


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I can't get over this article. Excerpt:

A Berlin grandmother who has worked the city's diplomatic quarter as a prostitute for the last 49 years plans to retire when she turns 64 next year, according to Germany's Bild newspaper. "I'm going to stop at 64 and retire," said Dolle, whose husband drops her off for work each night after the television evening news and who has a nine-year-old granddaughter. She is one of 10,000 prostitutes in Berlin and 400,000 in Germany, where prostitution is legal. Dolle said she tried to work in a popular red light district nearby recently but was chased away by younger competitors.

What I want to know is why exactly do the younger prostitutes feel so threatened by the grandmother prostitute?


Blogger araider said...

experience and telling your buddies you had sex with an older (much older) woman. no teeth are a bonus

6:16 PM  
Anonymous Movie Reviews said...

who hires a 63 year old prostitute?

brings new meaning to the whole term "gummer" ;)

6:57 PM  
Blogger Orikinla Osinachi. said...

The older the longer the the warmth. And Granny whispers lullabies into your ears about the good old days and how she had multiple orgasms as the Berlin Wall fell.

Old wives' tales are better told during sex.

The longer the experience the better the teacher.

7:41 PM  
Anonymous The Mad Pigeon said...

Indeed, I bet Grandma could throw me around the roost with far more experience and in much shorter order than the younger birds (but the fact she's probably got teets like used tea bags would keep me a wing's distance).

7:56 PM  
Blogger araider said...

she's a lot cheaper and slower

8:07 PM  
Blogger Chris Woods said...

No comment.

8:26 PM  
Blogger Doug said...

It reminds me of Opus hiring a rent-a-mom. The thought of a long, late night session of graham crackers and warm milk and hearing about before there were cars. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrow!

10:25 PM  
Blogger Sar said...

Araider - the old "atta boy" excuse, huh?

Movie Reviews - welcome and to answer your question, I have no idea!

Orikinla - welcome to you as well. After checking out your blog, I'm surprised (though nontheless entertained) by your comment.

Mr. Pigeon - "teets like used tea bags" - hahaha! Btw, welcome to the blogroll.

CW - Hmm, I find that hard to believe. Methinks you're just doing a little cya in preparation for your future office run. ;)

Doug - that's even more disturbing than the thought that this granny prositute's own husband drives her to work!

12:06 AM  
Blogger Chris Woods said...

Well, I had never thought of that, Sar. But it's true. However, I think the fact that I've been blogging for almost a year now with some pretty harsh stuff, they'll be able to dig up background on my political views and the such pretty quickly.

But I've got lots of friends on the other side of the aisle (at least I think they're

12:26 AM  
Blogger araider said...

CW-as long as you smoke some ganja and not inhale, you shouldn't have a problem running for office

12:29 AM  
Blogger tlm said...

I'm sure the 10% unemployment rate -- and some very frustrated, hard-up German men -- have led to the demand for skanky granny whores.

Yet one more reason to thank God for Wal-Mart! Imagine all of our American grandmas working horizontally. It would definitely happen, were it not for their jobs as Wal-Mart greeters.

1:37 AM  
Blogger Doug said...

I'm the gross one? Didn't I see the word gummer?

8:10 AM  
Blogger Nedhead said...

Sweet!! Too bad she's retiring! That is one fantasy that I will no longer be able to check off the list! Do you think she offered an AARP discount?

I think her success may have had to do with massive beer consumption on the part of her clientelle.

9:00 AM  
Blogger SheaNC said...

You know, I'll be there is a bigger population of older prostitutes out there than one might think.

9:40 AM  
Blogger Maine said...

Oh man, if I'm looking for a prostitute, I am absolutely going for the 63 year old. To be in the biz that long, she's got to be doing it right - and it's not like anybody's ever going to know anyway. Why do I care how old she is?

This comment never happened.

9:44 AM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

EWWWW!!! Where did you find that article?

Araider-I enjoy reading your comments. You can consider me a "red gal in a red state". Sar and I are friends, but we just agree to disagree on politics.
Keep on posting!!

12:02 PM  
Blogger araider said...

bulldog- thank you very much.
It's nice to know I actually have a fan. Just like you, I love to agree to disagree

2:19 PM  
Blogger araider said...

Bulldog- I love your screen name.
british bulldogs are my favorite breed. someday I'll get one and name him Reagan and maybe another named GWB

2:24 PM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

Thanks for the compliment. It actually has nothing to do with actual dogs, but "DAWGS" as we say in Athens, GA at the University of Georgia (my alma mater).

3:11 PM  
Blogger tlm said...

Ah... A UGA Dawg. We like those down here in these parts.

3:48 PM  
Blogger Sar said...

I feel a shift in the balance with Ariader, Bulldog & TLM "tawking amongst themselves"! Seriously, glad to have you all here to keep things that much more interesting. :)

4:24 PM  
Blogger araider said...

I think I made a blog connection with bulldog!

5:28 PM  
Blogger GABRIEL C. ZOLMAN said...

It's nice to see the Germans make love, not war.


6:31 PM  
Blogger Chris Woods said...

Ok, time for a blue Bulldog to join in the conversation, just so it's not one-sided, right Sar?

And I am a Bulldog (Drake's mascot) and our colors are blue and gray, thus making me a blue bulldog in a (barely) red state.

And please, for the love of god, nobody ever use the word gummer again. Or I'll hurl.

9:25 PM  
Blogger Sar said...

Wow, Strider. Who would have thought our site would produce a blog connection between conservatives! ;)

9:26 PM  
Blogger Sar said...

Oh, wow, I see that I've been neglectful in my hostess duties having missed addressing some earlier comments - please forgive me!

Doug - not gross, disturbing. But it's no surprise knowing there's all kinds of weird shit swirling around in that crowded brain of yours.

Nedhead - ah, an ARI (that's alcohol-related incident, Ariader)!

Shea - But of course you'd have no way to proove it.

Maine - Was that you? I can't be sure, the fog is too thick.

TLM - Wow, a lobster who's a fan of dogs. Interesting.

Gabe - Peace, love, and rock & roll!

9:36 PM  
Blogger araider said...

I am thankful to SAR for helping me with all these abbreviatins that are mentioned on your blog.
Back when internet chatting used to be "in". I couldn't understand a damn thing anyone wrote, so I didn't chat. Who would of thought lol stood for laugh out loud. Apparently, everybody but me.

9:50 PM  
Blogger Sar said...

Araider - you're welcome and you're not alone. Who would have thought NSFW was Not Safe For Work? I didn't.

10:53 PM  
Blogger tlm said...

sar- We lobsters (this one, especially) have a lot in common with Dawgs. One thing in particular: our intense hatred of Gators.

10:57 PM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

Amen to that, TLM.

7:17 AM  

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