Sound Destruction: PAIN IN THE ASS

Friday, July 29, 2005


A Kansas woman has filed a lawsuit seeking damages for severe burns on her rear end caused by chemicals used to clean a toilet at a Denny's Restaurant. (Thanks, Fark)

*Sigh*, guys have it so easy...


Blogger araider said...

that's very true SAR, we do have it easy unless we have to do the #2.

1:20 PM  
Blogger Nedhead said...

Either chemical burns or crabs...your choice.......

1:41 PM  
Blogger araider said...

i love crabs

1:57 PM  
Blogger Doug said...

Easy? Put the seat up, put it down, put it up again. Sometimes I wonder how we get through the day.

2:01 PM  
Blogger Sar said...

Gee, thanks Nedhead & Araider; when I have my Crab Soup dinner tonight, guess what I'll be thinking of! ;)

Bonus points to you, Doug, for remembering to put the seat back down. Just consider it areobics for men. ;)

2:43 PM  
Blogger Sar said...

And for the record, this would never happen to me. I'm completely OCC about wiping down & lining the seat in public restrooms thanks to the women who somehow manage to pee ON the seat & leave it there.

And because of the ladies who inexplicably just walk out without washing their hands (really now, ewww!), I'll only open the door to leave the restoom with either the paper towel I've just finished drying my hands with or my shirt in the event of air dryers.

I can't possibly be the only person here with public OCC tendencies, right?

3:11 PM  
Blogger araider said...

First of all, what the hell does OCC mean?
Second, I've been reading many hospital health sheets(I go to hospitals all the time) and they say that toilet seats are one of the cleanest things around because they are cleaned all the time. The door handles to the bathrooms or anywhere are very dirty because nobody cleans them. Anytime you open a door to a bar or restaraunt you should wash your hands before you eat. keyboards on computers if they're not yours are also very dirty. be careful if you use a computer somewhere else beside your house

3:25 PM  
Blogger Sar said...

OCC - Obsessive, Compulsive..oh yeah!
OCD - Obsessive, Compulsive Disorder.

Public toilets deemed clean? Nope. I don't buy it. The pee and (lord knows what else) lands right ON them! And there's never a cleaning person coming out of the stall right before I go in it.

3:33 PM  
Blogger araider said...

pee is actually very clean believe it or not. My mom told me when i was a baby, my uncle used to wash his hands with my pee. it's disgusting but true. I just hope he washed his hands with soap after my pee

3:43 PM  
Blogger GABRIEL C. ZOLMAN said...

You wouldn't want to sit on a guy's toilet seat, anyway. You'd be destroying countless budding ecological systems.

And if this was at Denny's...
I just want to know how she managed to get a server to notice her?

I've waved and screamed before; it does nothing.


3:59 PM  
Blogger Doug said...

OK, first of all, I don't care how clean someone says pee is I don't want someone else's on my person, thank you.

Note to Strider: I just saw on another site that they're making a Ghost Rider movie. Were you scooped or did I miss that post. Either way, I'm pretty wound up about it. Wonder when Dr. Strange will get made.

6:55 PM  
Blogger tlm said...

Hmm... First, a blog post about Turd Blossom, then Carlin's seven words, and now this one. Yep... I forsee concerned mothers all over this nation adding S.D. to their families' "do not surf" lists. :)

6:57 PM  
Blogger Chris Woods said...

First of all, who expects a Denny's bathroom to be clean?

Secondly, do they really have enough money to give the woman the damages she's looking for?

7:18 PM  
Blogger strider said...

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7:49 PM  
Blogger strider said...

doug...yeah I did know about it and hope it will be cool...but I hate nick I think subconsciously I decided not to post anything about it. maybe I should not discriminate against crapy actors when they are in potentially good films.

I still can't wait to see a flaming skull!

info in ghost rider if you like --->>>

the bike does look bad ass.

7:59 PM  
Blogger Doug said...

Strider, I feel you. I saw "Ghost Rider" and thought "Oh, Yeeeeeah!" Then I saw Nick Cage and thought "Just gotta f*&k it all up don't you." Still, it's pretty big. You're younger than me, but when I was a kid that was kind of the cool comic. Plus, I doubt Power Man and Iron Fist will be out anytime soon.

8:34 PM  
Blogger araider said...

ghost rider is a great song from blues brothers 2

10:13 PM  
Blogger Sar said...

Araider - that's just...well, that's just strange!

Gabe - Ah ha! Confirmation at last. And you're right about the service there, though sometimes you just gotta have a Grand Slam.

Doug - Agreed, I'll take Dial Antibacterial Soap over another person's pee thank you very much!

TLM - Somehow I don't think we were ever on the approved list in the first place. ;)

CW - Good points & both no brainers as far as I'm concerned. And, btw, thanks again for the nod you gave our previous post on your blog. :)

10:16 PM  
Blogger araider said...

which is strange the pee thing or the song? The pee thing, i had nothing to do with it was my uncle.

10:22 PM  
Blogger Sar said...

Araider - you need ask? The pee thing! ;)

10:30 PM  
Blogger araider said...

it was a different age and country.
my uncle is weird, what can you do.

10:33 PM  
Blogger Sar said...

Don't worry Araider, we all have someone "unique" hanging out in the family tree - even in this country!

10:42 PM  
Blogger araider said...

what's unique about you relatives? besides strider

10:52 PM  
Blogger Doug said...

In my family, we still live in trees.

10:53 PM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

Do people really sit on those dirty old things?
Sar love your blog, I'm taking off in a few minute for a couple days but I'm going to add you to my links when I get back. I'd do it now but I have to add you by hand and it takes me too long, I'm somewhat feeble minded.'


12:51 AM  
Blogger Sar said...

Araider - hmm, where to start. We once had a the great Monopoly Burp Fest (I think I won, though I may have lost at Monopoly.). Oooh, that reminds me, when we were in Ocean Shitty one night, we were walking between mini golf and ice cream. Just as my friend Mar, my older daughter and I walked past 3 teen boys, one of them burped. At first I thought, how rude. But then I rememered the skills I'd honed during the infamous family burp fest. So I stopped and said "Oh yeah?", and I gave a burp that made that kid's sound like a wimper in comparison, and said "How's that?". He said "Right On!". No joke!

Doug - that must make walking the dogs rather difficult.

Alice - Cooper -- very nice! Enjoy your time away since School's Out (sorry, I just couldn't resist!). And hey, thanks in advance the for link up; you're on the blogroll here too. :)

9:12 AM  
Blogger araider said...

Burping is one of the few talents people possess. Sounds like you're a true champion. I've been trying to get my wife to burp, but she doesn't like it. I'll keep working on it.

3:09 PM  
Blogger Rex Venom said...

Burnt Bum Bucks! That is funny.
Rock on!

9:38 PM  
Blogger Doug said...

Sar, but you still have to walk them. Slippery branches are dangerous.

10:23 PM  
Blogger Sar said...

Hey thanks, Rex!

Sounds pretty precarious, Doug.

11:00 AM  

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