Sound Destruction: MOVIE NEWS

Thursday, July 21, 2005


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E.T. the extra-terrestrial 2
supposedly spielberg is considering a follow up to the classic. this time he wants to try the peanut butter cups.

meet the little focker
so I guess we are gonna see how many focking movies they can milk out of this. (to tell you the truth I actually like the first two)

corpse bride
now that I got my tim burton fix I am ready for more. fans of the nightmare before christmas are sure to love corpse bride coming out in september. check out the trailer here.

the exorcism of emily rose
I am just a fan of any sort of exorcism kind of stuff and this one looks really good. plus it's all true....right?

untitled teenage mutant ninja turtle movie
cgi version. make them stop. who greenlights this shit?

untitled cgi smurf movie
(see above)

yes your favorite toys growing up will be made into a live action movie. now here is the weird part...the names connected to this film are stephen spielberg and michael bay. is there hope for this movie? I think so! who are your favs? autobots or decepticons?

saw II
I liked the first one...lets just see a bit more gore in this next one...what do you say? I want to SEE them actually sawing their own legs off this time! see the teaser trailer here.

aeon flux
first watch this
now 2 things...
1. lets hope it's as cool as the cartoon was (from what we get to see it looks good)
2. yes I would pay to see that.

the 40 year old virgin
I tried to look up and find out what a cincinatti bowtie was after seeing this "mature" version of the trailer and had no luck...anybody know what it is? by the way...the movie looks really good.

walk the line
the first trailer is out for walk the line staring joaquin phoenix as johnny cash. i think it looks great...what do you think?


Blogger tlm said...

Oh, good Lord... Someone should just put Robert De Niro out of his misery, before he makes an ass out of himself in another stupid Ben Stiller movie.

10:17 AM  
Blogger araider said...

ET- the extra testicle. Please no ET. I didn't like the first one.

Stece Carell is just f'n funny

10:48 AM  
Blogger araider said...

the smurfs should be a horror movie.

10:55 AM  
Blogger Nedhead said...

40 year old virgin should be hilarious.

Charlize Theron is f'n hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I demand a g-sting!

2:28 PM  
Blogger Chris Woods said...

My thoughts:

No to ET2

Meet the little focker--?

Corpse bride--?

exorcism--looks cool

TMNT--i love the turtles! turtle power!



40 y/o virgin--heck yeah, i love steve carrell.

Wow, i guess the stuff i wrote above prove that I can be utterly ridiculous and not intelligent at all when it comes to blogging and commenting :-D

6:31 PM  
Blogger strider said...

yeah...transformers kick ass

7:22 PM  
Blogger GABRIEL C. ZOLMAN said...

I don't object to a Smurf movie, provided they do three things:

1. Smurfs must swear in Smurftalk (ie "Smurf you, mothersmurfer! Smurf my heaving smurf, and swallow!"

2. They all have to be fighting over Smurfette, who probably has VD.

3. Gargamel should still be the serious occultist he was in the cartoon, just to piss off the Xtians.


7:39 PM  
Blogger GABRIEL C. ZOLMAN said...

Oh, and don't forget Junkie Smurf, Sodom Smurf, and Vengeful Smurf!


7:41 PM  
Blogger strider said...

right on!

i agree...they should be bad ass!

also steve buscemi should play gargamel.

8:00 PM  
Blogger strider said...

i am off to see "the devils rejects."..i will be yelling "I PAID 10 BUCKS FOR COMMERCIALS?!!??!!" at the screen.

i will let you know how the movie is.

9:14 PM  
Blogger Doug said...

Steve Buscemi as Gargamel- brilliant! Ian McKellan as Papa Smurf?

9:53 PM  
Blogger strider said...

devils rejects = crap

12:02 AM  
Blogger strider said...

thanks doug. ian mckellan is great also.

who would be brainy smurf?

by the way...does anyone else believe that the smurfs were trying to sell a socialist/marxist way of life?

i do.

12:12 AM  
Blogger Doug said...

Probably, Strider, but I'm convinced the the Jetsons came straight from the Ministry of Propaganda in the kremlin. Clearly, Tom Cruise as brainy smurf. What possible other choice?

7:13 AM  
Blogger SheaNC said...

Tim Burton is my favorite director. Corpse Bride is the one for me 8^)

6:24 PM  
Anonymous JJ said...

Optimus Friggin' Prime!

6:25 PM  
Blogger strider said...

have you seen the updated optimus prime?

it's pretty bad ass.

9:19 PM  
Blogger Chris Woods said...

steve buscemi as gargamel would a-frickin-mazing.

The role of smurfette must be played by jessica alba or elisha cuthbert. or maybe thora birch.

12:41 AM  
Blogger GABRIEL C. ZOLMAN said...

If we're going to go and make the Smurfs all edgy, how about Tom Waits as Papa Smurf? David Spade or John Leguizamo as Jokey. Jenna Jameson as Smurfette.

We also need Christopher Walken and Rutger Hauer in there somewhere...not because they'd make great Smurfs, so much as you simply can't make a cool movie without at least one of them. Oh, and Gary Busey as "Damaged Smurf".

How about Lemmy of Motorhead as Gargamel?


3:26 AM  
Blogger Sar said...

Okay, so I finnnnnnally figured out out to get connected here in Ocean City (goodness I could do a whole post on my gripes about this trip!). I'm pretty sure I attracted several side glances when I burst out laughing at Gabe's 3 Smurf qualifiers!

As for the movies, I like the fockers series but they better have a stellar supporting cast or it will be horrible.

2:55 PM  
Blogger Chris Woods said...

Christopher Walken could do a cameo with a Smurf band that needs more cowbell!

3:59 PM  
Blogger Sar said...

Oooh, that reminds me, I'm excited about the 40 yr old virgin too (hmm, that sounds weird!). Anything stemming from the Daily Show is all good!

4:05 PM  
Blogger GABRIEL C. ZOLMAN said...

Welcome back, Sar-I'd wondered where you were...

(so much for me paying attention...)

If you're excited about a 40 yr. old virgin, that explains some of the websites that you visit...

Speaking of which, I have music up at mine right now, by unpopular non-demand.


5:02 PM  
Blogger Doug said...

Gabriel, I'm still laughing at Gary Busey as Damaged Smurf.

We all are, Sar, a 20-year-old would be featured in Science nowadays.

5:04 PM  
Blogger Sar said...

Thanks, Gabe (and you're forgiven for not paying attention!). Believe me, I'm equally missing all my blogsphere pals, as my vacation is chock full of frustrating factors. Maybe I'll post more about my gripes tomorrow when I'm back at home sweet home.

Doug - methinks you're right!

5:51 PM  
Blogger strider said...

hope it's some juicy stuff sar.

8:29 PM  
Blogger Chris Woods said...

We've got a quote competition going on at my blog...drop by and leave your suggestions if you can, please. LINK

9:37 PM  
Blogger araider said...


10:13 PM  
Blogger strider said...

clint howard. that is brilliant!

10:54 PM  
Blogger GABRIEL C. ZOLMAN said...



"Gimpy Smurf"?


2:58 AM  
Blogger strider said...

so who should be the voice of optimus prime, galatron or megatron?

oh and jetfire too.

i am a nerd.

when are they going to make a good version of he-man and the masters of the universe? anything would be better than the 87 version with dolph lundgren.

7:51 AM  
Blogger strider said...

so who should be the voice of optimus prime, galatron or megatron?

oh and jetfire too.

i am a nerd.

when are they going to make a good version of he-man and the masters of the universe? anything would be better than the 87 version with dolph lundgren.

7:51 AM  
Blogger Doug said...

He-man was after my time. Come to think of it, so were the smurfs, although I had the game on ColecoVision. Come to think of it, so were the Narnia chronicles.

11:09 AM  
Blogger araider said...

james earl jones or al pacino as optomis prime.

adam sandler as jetfire.

vince vaughn as megatron

1:12 PM  
Blogger GABRIEL C. ZOLMAN said...

Optimus Prime...

Who played Commander Sinclair on Babylon 5? 'Cause it should be that guy...


5:21 PM  
Blogger Chris Woods said...

The actor's name is Michael O'Hare.

And I wish they'd bring back B5 for some more movie specials or a miniseries of some sort. None of the crappy spinoff series, but a good movie on what the galaxy looks like after all this time.

Oh, and btw, if you didn't catch it form above, I'm a big sci-fi geek. And proud of it! :-D

8:54 PM  
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