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Thursday, June 30, 2005

WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS

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Peeping Tom Pulled From Outhouse Tank
ALBANY, N.H. - A 45-year-old man was arrested after a teenage girl found him
staring at her from below an outhouse seat, police said. Police said they pulled Gary Moody, from Gardiner, Maine, from the waste tank under a log cabin outhouse on Monday.


I don't even know what to say. I mean shit(pardon the pun)...what was going though his mind?

at least andy dufrense (shawshank redemption) crawled (through five-hundred yards) of shit smelling foulness for freedom...not just a chance at seeing someone poop.

24 Comments:

Blogger Chris Woods said...

Wow...so disturbing.

I saw this story about to come up on Headline News' "Prime Time News" last night, but I turned it so I didn't vomit.

You just made me throw up a bit in my mouth.

Thanks a lot.

j/k :-D

9:05 PM  
Blogger strider said...

a verp!

part vomit part burp.

i don't know that i have ever made someone verp before.

cool.

:-)

9:33 PM  
Anonymous JJ said...

what was going though his mind?

"Man, I gotta see some ass. I just need to see it!. Oh.. great idea! I'll just hide in this box filled with piss and shit for a couple hours."

11:13 PM  
Blogger strider said...

he should have just rubbed piss and shit all over himself and bought a magazine.

12:00 AM  
Blogger Doug said...

I have to say, getting arrested was probably the best possible outcome.

1:17 AM  
Blogger Nedhead said...

Strider, brilliant suggestion!

Having myself been fortunate enough to recently replace my own house's plugged sewer line by hand, I can honestly saw that it is unpleasant. BUT, it did not stop me from noticing the little hottie walking her dog along my street. Shit and ass do mix! (please, no vurping!)

9:05 AM  
Blogger Sar said...

Another reason why you won't catch me in an outhouse. Indoor plumbing & toilet paper is definately the way to go.

10:31 AM  
Blogger GABRIEL C. ZOLMAN said...

That begs the question:

Is there *anyone* you would crawl through five hundred yards of shit to peep on?

)+(

12:07 PM  
Blogger Sar said...

Hmmm, good question, Gabriel. While not through 500 yards of shit, I would crawl on hands & knees for bad-boy action hotties Kiefer Sutherland, Colin Farrell and Johnny Depp, metrosexual athletic hottie David Beckham, and Alias hotties Michael Vartan and Bradley Cooper.

...just to name a few. ;)

12:37 PM  
Blogger Mags said...

I didn't even know people still used those things.

12:46 PM  
Anonymous stacee said...

wait, what?
if he was hiding under the seat, and she sat down and took a shit, wouldn't that be shit all over his face?

6:58 PM  
Blogger SheaNC said...

Okay, sorry it took me so long to think of something profound, but I finally did: He was a Pooping Tom!

Funny? Pun? Like, Peeping Tom? No?

2:09 PM  
Blogger Sar said...

It baffles me too, Mags.

I agree, Stacee. When the upside of peeping is a face-full of piss & shit, I'd say no thanks.

Shea - That was a good one - worth the wait, I'd say. Long live puns! :)

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