WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS
Peeping Tom Pulled From Outhouse Tank
ALBANY, N.H. - A 45-year-old man was arrested after a teenage girl found him
staring at her from below an outhouse seat, police said. Police said they pulled Gary Moody, from Gardiner, Maine, from the waste tank under a log cabin outhouse on Monday.
I don't even know what to say. I mean shit(pardon the pun)...what was going though his mind?
at least andy dufrense (shawshank redemption) crawled (through five-hundred yards) of shit smelling foulness for freedom...not just a chance at seeing someone poop.
posted by M. Martin at 6:39 PM
15 Comments:
Wow...so disturbing.
I saw this story about to come up on Headline News' "Prime Time News" last night, but I turned it so I didn't vomit.
You just made me throw up a bit in my mouth.
Thanks a lot.
j/k :-D
a verp!
part vomit part burp.
i don't know that i have ever made someone verp before.
cool.
:-)
what was going though his mind?
"Man, I gotta see some ass. I just need to see it!. Oh.. great idea! I'll just hide in this box filled with piss and shit for a couple hours."
he should have just rubbed piss and shit all over himself and bought a magazine.
I have to say, getting arrested was probably the best possible outcome.
Another reason why you won't catch me in an outhouse. Indoor plumbing & toilet paper is definately the way to go.
That begs the question:
Is there *anyone* you would crawl through five hundred yards of shit to peep on?
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Hmmm, good question, Gabriel. While not through 500 yards of shit, I would crawl on hands & knees for bad-boy action hotties Kiefer Sutherland, Colin Farrell and Johnny Depp, metrosexual athletic hottie David Beckham, and Alias hotties Michael Vartan and Bradley Cooper.
...just to name a few. ;)
I didn't even know people still used those things.
wait, what?
if he was hiding under the seat, and she sat down and took a shit, wouldn't that be shit all over his face?
Okay, sorry it took me so long to think of something profound, but I finally did: He was a Pooping Tom!
Funny? Pun? Like, Peeping Tom? No?
It baffles me too, Mags.
I agree, Stacee. When the upside of peeping is a face-full of piss & shit, I'd say no thanks.
Shea - That was a good one - worth the wait, I'd say. Long live puns! :)
HAPPY 4th!
Thanks, Euroyank! I'll stop by again soon.
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