Sound Destruction: SHOW ME THE MONEY

Monday, June 27, 2005

SHOW ME THE MONEY

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I just learned something interesting...

I am worth $1,654,330 on HumanForSale.com

Sometimes one can get more for a used car if they sell it for parts -- wonder if that would apply here.

22 Comments:

Blogger Doug said...

How much on EBay?

9:48 AM  
Blogger Kid Bastard said...

I am worth $1,887,860.

11:04 AM  
Blogger Alius said...

Thanks for stopping by Sar and nice site. I'll check back often. Cheers, and happy blogging. (ps - I always thought I was worth about a buck and a 1/4 U.S. - after the conversion to Canuck dollars that's about a nickle..lol)

11:09 AM  
Blogger Sar said...

Ooh, thanks Doug, hadn't thought of EBay! Wait, do they have rules against this sort of trade there?

Kid B, you're priceless. ;)

11:12 AM  
Blogger Sar said...

Love The Exception - Dollars to cents, lol. Thanks back at ya, and I'll be checking yours out often as well! :)

11:14 AM  
Blogger PATCAM2005 said...

I got dibs on a low-mileage liver (in case my party days never get old).

11:46 AM  
Blogger Nedhead said...

$2,313,082, although I could probably be bought for less.

12:21 PM  
Blogger Sar said...

You got it, PatCam. Though the fine print states you'll be subject to inexpicable urges for fine Chardonnay and French Vuvrays.

Nedhead - Don't sell yourself short. (Teehee - I amuse myself.)

12:26 PM  
Blogger Maine said...

How does somebody pay you for you? Who do they give the money to? Or do they pay you five days in advance, let you burn through it, and hope that there's still some you left at the end?

Answers. I need 'em.

2:29 PM  
Blogger Sar said...

Maine - It all depends. In my case, I demand cash upfront with a week between exchange and delivery. But not to worry, the week would be spent bettering your investment as I would be spending it at the finest spas, pampering my (soon to be your) self.

2:52 PM  
Blogger Doug said...

Actually, Sar, I'm not entirely sure they do have rules against that sort of trade. I've never used eBay, although I keep getting email that I need to sign in and update my account. Yeah, right.

9:31 PM  
Blogger Laura said...

Oh interesting. I'm worth $2,985,543. However I forgot to add in my cup size but it would not let me re-do it. I'm interested to know whether or not it would increase or decrease my value.

10:25 PM  
Blogger strider said...

$2,188,544.

damn it nedhead...you beat me.

11:27 PM  
Blogger Sar said...

If I could learn how to use EBay, then I wouldn't have to sell myself. I have tons of stuff in the attic (but no flowers!). I'm just intimidated by it. Anyone here use it/recommend it?

Yeah Laura, I found that interesting too..."what's your iq, sat scores, CUP SIZE??" I wonder what the equivalent question to cup size the guys' had to answer.

9:11 AM  
Blogger Kid Bastard said...

The equivalent question the guys had to answer was penis size. No, I'm not kidding. One would assume that the bigger the size (for either gender), the greater one's worth.

And now you all know why I'm worth so much. Zing! Hooyah! Thank you! I'm here all week.

11:21 AM  
Blogger Doug said...

I think we had to answer how long we can go without scratching.

11:27 AM  
Blogger Sar said...

Doug - I think there's some kind of powder you can get to help with that.

That's funny KB. I did notice, however, that Nedhead's score was considerably higher than yours. ZING right back at ya, baby!

1:56 PM  
Blogger Kid Bastard said...

D'oh! This is true. Though I'm going to chalk that up to my wild lifestyle. ;)

2:46 PM  
Blogger Doug said...

Sar, thanks for helping me wish my old man a happy birthday.

9:00 PM  
Blogger Nedhead said...

Thank you, Sar, for noticing. I wonder if I "stretched" the truth a bit on the questionnaire?

9:45 AM  
Blogger tlm said...

Damn. I couldn't get mine over $1.5 million -- even by grossly exaggerating on the penis size question.

I'm practically worthless. :(

10:54 PM  
Blogger Sar said...

Well, there's one way to find out Nedhead - booya!

TLM - I'm sure that if you just let go of those few morsals of support you somehow still retain for GWB, your value will skyrocket. ;)

11:34 PM  

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