SHOW ME THE MONEY

I just learned something interesting...
I am worth $1,654,330 on HumanForSale.com
Sometimes one can get more for a used car if they sell it for parts -- wonder if that would apply here.
"A statesman gains little by the arbitrary exercise of ironclad authority upon all occasions that offer, for this wounds the just pride of his subordinates, and thus tends to undermine his strength. A little concession, now and then, where it can do no harm is the wiser policy." - MARK TWAIN
20 Comments:
How much on EBay?
I am worth $1,887,860.
Thanks for stopping by Sar and nice site. I'll check back often. Cheers, and happy blogging. (ps - I always thought I was worth about a buck and a 1/4 U.S. - after the conversion to Canuck dollars that's about a nickle..lol)
Ooh, thanks Doug, hadn't thought of EBay! Wait, do they have rules against this sort of trade there?
Kid B, you're priceless. ;)
Love The Exception - Dollars to cents, lol. Thanks back at ya, and I'll be checking yours out often as well! :)
I got dibs on a low-mileage liver (in case my party days never get old).
You got it, PatCam. Though the fine print states you'll be subject to inexpicable urges for fine Chardonnay and French Vuvrays.
Nedhead - Don't sell yourself short. (Teehee - I amuse myself.)
How does somebody pay you for you? Who do they give the money to? Or do they pay you five days in advance, let you burn through it, and hope that there's still some you left at the end?
Answers. I need 'em.
Maine - It all depends. In my case, I demand cash upfront with a week between exchange and delivery. But not to worry, the week would be spent bettering your investment as I would be spending it at the finest spas, pampering my (soon to be your) self.
Actually, Sar, I'm not entirely sure they do have rules against that sort of trade. I've never used eBay, although I keep getting email that I need to sign in and update my account. Yeah, right.
Oh interesting. I'm worth $2,985,543. However I forgot to add in my cup size but it would not let me re-do it. I'm interested to know whether or not it would increase or decrease my value.
$2,188,544.
damn it nedhead...you beat me.
If I could learn how to use EBay, then I wouldn't have to sell myself. I have tons of stuff in the attic (but no flowers!). I'm just intimidated by it. Anyone here use it/recommend it?
Yeah Laura, I found that interesting too..."what's your iq, sat scores, CUP SIZE??" I wonder what the equivalent question to cup size the guys' had to answer.
The equivalent question the guys had to answer was penis size. No, I'm not kidding. One would assume that the bigger the size (for either gender), the greater one's worth.
And now you all know why I'm worth so much. Zing! Hooyah! Thank you! I'm here all week.
I think we had to answer how long we can go without scratching.
Doug - I think there's some kind of powder you can get to help with that.
That's funny KB. I did notice, however, that Nedhead's score was considerably higher than yours. ZING right back at ya, baby!
D'oh! This is true. Though I'm going to chalk that up to my wild lifestyle. ;)
Sar, thanks for helping me wish my old man a happy birthday.
Damn. I couldn't get mine over $1.5 million -- even by grossly exaggerating on the penis size question.
I'm practically worthless. :(
Well, there's one way to find out Nedhead - booya!
TLM - I'm sure that if you just let go of those few morsals of support you somehow still retain for GWB, your value will skyrocket. ;)
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