Sound Destruction: Big Dick Contest

Sunday, May 01, 2005

Big Dick Contest

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Remember George Carlin's comedic routine about countries essentially one-uping each other in a "my dick is bigger than yours...oh yeah?...well my dick is bigger than yours!" contest? (With apologies, after a fun-filled day out with the kids, I'm too spent to search for Carlin's actual script; since Strider's not around, I'd welcome a post in the comments from anyone who can readily find it).

Anyway, is it me, or is that what we're seeing here? Osama Bin Laden flashes his dick on 9/11, Bush flashes at the UN and then again in Iraq. And now joining the party, Iran and North Korea have started flashing their dicks.

Haven't they ever heard that it's not the size that matters most?

5 Comments:

Blogger Laura said...

All men think size is what matters. They can't help themselves.

10:57 AM  
Blogger Sar said...

Laura - sad, but true!

11:25 AM  
Blogger SheaNC said...

Um... I thought they were talking about a guy named Richard..?

Also, could this be where the term "dictator" originated?

3:42 PM  
Blogger Nedhead said...

When did this become a man-bashing blog?

8:48 AM  
Blogger Sar said...

Shea - nice!

Nedhead - hadn't you already sensed the surge of estrogen emitting from this blog since Strider left town?

11:29 AM  

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