Sound Destruction: AFRO-MAN

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

AFRO-MAN


i haven't followed phil spectors trial at all...but this hair can't help his case at all.

11 Comments:

Blogger Sar said...

Wow. Grow it about 3 feet longer and he could fit right in with White Snake!

9:14 AM  
Blogger SheaNC said...

This is another one for the caption contest :)

9:37 AM  
Blogger strider said...

"after the trial phil is hoping to produce 'average white bands' come back album."

11:16 AM  
Blogger Sar said...

Shea - ...and your entry is?

12:38 PM  
Blogger Doug said...

Hah! Not guilty by reason of bad hair day..

6:24 PM  
Anonymous JJ said...

Great post. Spector's completely insane.

9:44 PM  
Blogger SheaNC said...

"Hair"

She asks me why...I'm just a hairy guy
I'm hairy noon and night; Hair that's a fright.
I'm hairy high and low,
Don't ask me why; don't know!
It's not for lack of bread
Like the Grateful Dead; darling...

Gimme a head with hair, long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen
Give me down to there, hair!
Shoulder length, longer (hair!)
Here baby, there mama, Everywhere daddy daddy

CHORUS:
Hair! (hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair)
Flow it, Show it;
Long as God can grow it, My Hair!

Let it fly in the breeze and get caught in the trees
Give a home to the fleas in my hair
A home for fleas, a hive for bees
A nest for birds, there ain't no words
For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder of my

CHORUS
Hair! (hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair)
Flow it, Show it;
Long as God can grow it, My Hair!

I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy, shining
Gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka-dotted; Twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled and spaghettied!

O-oh, Say can you see; my eyes if you can,
Then my hair's too short!
Down to here, down to there,
Down to where, down to there;
It stops by itself!
doo doo doo doo doot-doot doo doo doot

They'll be ga-ga at the go-go
when they see me in my toga
My toga made of blond, brilliantined, Biblical hair
My hair like Jesus wore it
Hallelujah I adore it
Hallelujah Mary loved her son
Why don't my Mother love me?

10:22 PM  
Blogger strider said...

thats funny shea.

should we all get naked?

12:27 AM  
Blogger SheaNC said...

Sure, why not? I might be naked right now, except for the weird way my cats stare at me...

9:18 AM  
Blogger strider said...

look...now that i am naked i can type without my hands!

(i know that was bad...but it is funny!)

1:50 PM  
Blogger Sar said...

EEEWWWWWW!

3:37 PM  

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