Sound Destruction: AFRO-MAN

Tuesday, May 24, 2005


i haven't followed phil spectors trial at all...but this hair can't help his case at all.


Blogger Sar said...

Wow. Grow it about 3 feet longer and he could fit right in with White Snake!

9:14 AM  
Blogger SheaNC said...

This is another one for the caption contest :)

9:37 AM  
Blogger strider said...

"after the trial phil is hoping to produce 'average white bands' come back album."

11:16 AM  
Blogger Sar said...

Shea - ...and your entry is?

12:38 PM  
Blogger Doug said...

Hah! Not guilty by reason of bad hair day..

6:24 PM  
Anonymous JJ said...

Great post. Spector's completely insane.

9:44 PM  
Blogger SheaNC said...


She asks me why...I'm just a hairy guy
I'm hairy noon and night; Hair that's a fright.
I'm hairy high and low,
Don't ask me why; don't know!
It's not for lack of bread
Like the Grateful Dead; darling...

Gimme a head with hair, long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen
Give me down to there, hair!
Shoulder length, longer (hair!)
Here baby, there mama, Everywhere daddy daddy

Hair! (hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair)
Flow it, Show it;
Long as God can grow it, My Hair!

Let it fly in the breeze and get caught in the trees
Give a home to the fleas in my hair
A home for fleas, a hive for bees
A nest for birds, there ain't no words
For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder of my

Hair! (hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair)
Flow it, Show it;
Long as God can grow it, My Hair!

I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy, shining
Gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka-dotted; Twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled and spaghettied!

O-oh, Say can you see; my eyes if you can,
Then my hair's too short!
Down to here, down to there,
Down to where, down to there;
It stops by itself!
doo doo doo doo doot-doot doo doo doot

They'll be ga-ga at the go-go
when they see me in my toga
My toga made of blond, brilliantined, Biblical hair
My hair like Jesus wore it
Hallelujah I adore it
Hallelujah Mary loved her son
Why don't my Mother love me?

10:22 PM  
Blogger strider said...

thats funny shea.

should we all get naked?

12:27 AM  
Blogger SheaNC said...

Sure, why not? I might be naked right now, except for the weird way my cats stare at me...

9:18 AM  
Blogger strider said... that i am naked i can type without my hands!

(i know that was bad...but it is funny!)

1:50 PM  
Blogger Sar said...


3:37 PM  

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