TELEVISION - MY DRUG OF CHOICE
Television
Opiate for the masses since the 1950's. Thereby rendering them unfit both physically and mentally for any form of revolution. Rolling over on the sofa does not count as a revolution.
Don't forget - "24" is on tonight, and President Palmer's back!
posted by Sar at 11:09 AM
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I went outside yesterday.
it was a big step for me.
the sun burnt my eyes.
I have gotten used to the glow of the TV/monitor screen.
hopefully today I will have the strength to try it again.
I want to start a revolution...but I am going to wait till the seasons of 24 and desperate housewives is over.
"kill your television."
Not to mention "House" and "Alias". But wait, "Nip Tuck" runs over the summer....
I'm a hopeless junkie.
Remember the days of the old cable boxes when you could partially hold down 2 buttons and think you were descrambling porn? Or was it just HBO?
I'm The Slime (Frank Zappa 1973)
I am gross and perverted
I'm obsessed 'n deranged
I have existed for years
But very little has changed
I'm the tool of the Government
And industry too
For I am destined to rule
And regulate you
I may be vile and pernicious
But you can't look away
I make you think I'm delicious
With the stuff that I say
I'm the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?
I'm the slime oozin' out
From your TV set
You will obey me while I lead you
And eat the garbage that I feed you
Until the day that we don't need you
Don't go for help . . . no one will heed you
Your mind is totally controlled
It has been stuffed into my mold
And you will do as you are told
Until the rights to you are sold
That's right, folks . . .
Don't touch that dial
Well, I am the slime from your video
Oozin' along on your livin' room floor
I am the slime from your video
Can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go...
~Supernatural Rabbit Scribe
FRANK ZAPPA RULES
Scribe - I love when you stop by!
TV [to me, in Darth Vader's voice]: Shea... I am your father.
Wow, Shea - it would seem we're related!
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